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So, this week, National Security Leaders for America, “a bipartisan group of former military and intelligence officers,” released a letter endorsing a candidate they think would be a better president. And it will make you feel as secure as the broken strap on Brian Stelter’s bra. It read in part, “We are Republicans, Democrats and Independents committed to the ideals of our nation – freedom, democracy and the rule of law – not to individuals or parties.” Yes, and they want you to believe that the best representative of those ideals is Kamala.
Yes, Harris, who respects the rule of law as much as P Diddy, although he may be a better rapper. The funniest part? Of all the names in the letter, the nine biggest ones, including Clapper, John Brennan, Panetta, also signed the other letter, you can remember. Remember our favorite pirate, Captain Rehab? Remember how he left his laptop full of damning evidence in the workshop, then abandoned it like an illegitimate child? And how is the message that connects parents to cash transactions with China and Ukraine sandwiched between homemade porn like Hunter and hooker sandwiches? And how they all objected to it even when they were threatened with extinction, to derail his father’s campaign for the presidency.
So you also remember what saved Joe’s candidacy: an open letter– from 51 former intel hacks claiming Hunter’s laptop had “all the classic markings of a Russian information operation.” This is, of course, a lie and also an incorrect use of the word earmarks. It actually means characteristic, not earmark. Earmark means how the government determines your tax dollars to spend like Dana Perino at the tattoo parlor. You know, in important things like foreign wars, domestic spying and drag queen story hours.
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Sure enough, when Joe is safely in the office, the cover story explodes like a Hezbollah fence. But it was too late. Lying works. The laptop is real. They know it’s real. They lied because they were desperate to put the Dems back in power after Trump’s years of terrible peace and prosperity.
Republican presidential candidate, former US President Donald Trump participates in a Fox News Town Hall with Sean Hannity at the New Holland Arena on September 04, 2024 in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. (Kevin Dietsch/Getty Images)
But that’s what spies do. They lie. Ask driver Dianne Feinstein or Mrs. Swalwell or former deputy chief of staff Hochul. Less Chinese in the kitchen at Panda Express. Joe then uses the broken letter as a fig leaf to cover up his lie. Putin has done many things, of course, but this is 100% Democrat. So, yes, the liars who signed the letter also signed Kamala’s endorsement. He will be very happy if someone reads him. So, he did the same thing as four years ago and for the same reason. Too bad Harris just repeated Biden’s idea.
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Now he is rehashing dirty tricks to get elected. He cannot be authentic when he is not honest. So who will the endorsement be? Well, look who’s talking about voting for Democrats. CIA. IRS. Dick Cheney. Taylor Swift. All the deceitful power of evil. Especially Swift. I mean, look what he did to his girlfriend. This season he scored less than Brian Kilmeade in a lesbian coffee shop. Taylor disguises herself as a country singer as America’s sweetheart, then turns us on as a hotter, skinnier and more feminine Liz Cheney.
Rep. Liz Cheney is seen at a primary election night party in Jackson, Wyoming, August 16, 2022. (REUTERS/David Stubbs)
But who in America is on the fence about this election until a bunch of spies approve of McKnee’s cackling pads? The last time we saw an act of desperation like this was Pelosi’s facelift. One more and his belly button will be on his forehead. But like Hunter, near the end of his cocaine binge, he’s grasping at straws. And you too. While the Dems are sweating like Chris Christie in a Zumba class, voters are meeting Trump and counting bullets. He even joked about this show last week, where 5 million viewers ruined Kamala’s massage session like Oprah sitting on a bag of Doritos. Although, maybe I said on the show, you know, I’m not in love with this guy.
DONALD TRUMP: But Gutfeld said in the event, he said, you know, I don’t love this person, but, man, everything that touches, fixes. He will finish. Our country has improved. We have the best economy. and he asked for an interview. And I said, you know, I will do it, but I begrudgingly. Ten minutes. I don’t want to do that because he doesn’t like me. I feel like I don’t like anyone who doesn’t like me. I will be honest. When they don’t like me, I don’t like them, OK? It sounds like a child. Here’s how. Mention his personality flaws.
I don’t like anyone who doesn’t like me. Be honest, people. And it seems more people like Trump too. According to the latest New York Times poll, Trump is leading in the battleground states of Arizona, Georgia and North Carolina. If he wins in November, he only needs to win one of Michigan, PA or Wisconsin. Then it was over.
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Damn, if only Joe’s brain wasn’t shriveled up like a raisin in a sunlamp. Now he has left the party with a dope that makes him look more competent. Maybe that’s the point..
